Okay so I'm really sorry about the last post. I'm trying really hard to not do homework/cleaning/laundry right now... which doesn't leave me with much else to do. So I'm really bored.I JUST FOUND OUT that you can feed the fish on my blog!!!! I'm super excited about that. You just click in the box (...tank?) and a little nugget appears and the fish go crazy for it!!
Tonight at dinner my friends and I were talking about awkward situations. One of my favorite topics obviiooouusslly. So here are a few of my favorites:
- When you're talking about someone and you don't realize they are right there and can hear you and you try unsuccessfully to smoothly change what you are saying to make yourself look like less of a douche bag.
- When you're in the bathroom and the person in the stall next to you is talking to you/thinks you're their friend when you're not and you have to awkwardly explain that you're not their friend/your professor is in the bathroom at the same time because they don't have staff bathrooms at Becker
- When you ask people to follow and comment on your blog and they DON'T.
- When your shoes are super squeaky in a quiet hallway.
- When you laugh at someone else's inside joke and they look at you like you have three heads and you don't know how to explain why you laughed because you don't know why you laughed.
- When someone makes a joke and you laugh at it during a really serious moment. Like when your friend tells you his shirt is on backwards during a seminar on autism...
- When you see someone at Walmart and pretend you don't know them/don't see them so you don't have to talk to them because that would be 2857589643 times more awkward
- Basically any social situation.
See: Hyperbole and one Half
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